Me

Ok So I admit I can be a little immature at times! Im sorry it is just how my brain works. I always find humor in the dumbest shit. Sometimes people laugh with me. At other times people get offended and make a big deal out of nothing.  This is the part where I should say Im sorry for offending anyone but... I cant do it. I refuse to live my life trying to make everyone happy. If I can make a few smile from my nonsense than I feel validated. If nobody laughs... then I just might apologize. Until then Im just going to have to continue to be myself!! 

Reminds me of one of my managers

For Some Reson this reminds me of my Boss!! LOL Yall Know who Im talking about if you work with me

Happy Birthday to me!!

So today is My Birthday and to be honest I am feeling nice already. Been drinking Rum, Vodka, Grapefruit, Cranberry and OJ, smoking the best Kush and relaxing. I had a great Show earlier and Truth be told... I couldnt ask for anything sweeter. I have some of the best fans, friends and family!! 

So I do have alot of big plans for the future! I have decided to venture into comedy so Stay tuned!! I will be posting exclusive video content here for all of my true fans!! 

BRUCE ALMIGHTY'S BOOTY CONTEST

I am looking for some of the hottest bodies that I can find I need the women with all the nice butts to show pictures. Make sure you email the pictures 2 brucealmightyhif@gmail.com and yes this is a way for me to simply get pictures of your backsides. But don't let that stop you because your ass shot will be featured on 1 of my  web sites! I am looking for the next ass candy of the week!

THE WORLD IS MINE BIH

Keep waiting for me to fail. I apologize it's not going to happen anytime soon.

INSOMNIA

It is hard for me to go to sleep when I have so much to do in very little time. I can't help it I'm addicted to the hustle.

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Fuck Being Politically Correct

Yes I admit I have always had trouble walking that line to stay politically correct. I want to say things I shouldnt and never worry about the consequences until it is far too late. So I usually just say what is exactly on my mind at any given moment. So I must admit I am often misunderstood, And to tell you the truth I love it. So I am going to say something that has always bothered me. Why should we sensor ourselves? Why should we not say what we feel? I am not going to pretend to have all the answers. However I must admit I'm a pretty fucking cool guy. I would love to know your thoughts On people like me.

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When is it time to smoke?

I have to admit I have a problem. I love to smoke weed, and yes I do smoke a lot of it. The reason I started this blog is because I got sick and tired of facebook and twitter. I wanted 1 place where I can completely express myself the way I want & give my readers & fans the chance to get to know me up close and personal. So welcome to my chaos. I hope you enjoy the ride make sure you subscribe to my blog. :-)

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