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I love picking up hitchhikers

Just as long as there are a couple safe hitchhikers I'm happy.

I would be scared to ask for the brown liquor.

Sometimes you just don't know what you might get.

If you ever go to jail make sure you have the shirt

When I read this shirt I bust out laughing. I can only imagine what they will say to him in the county.

Me

Ok So I admit I can be a little immature at times! Im sorry it is just how my brain works. I always find humor in the dumbest shit. Sometimes people laugh with me. At other times people get offended and make a big deal out of nothing.  This is the part where I should say Im sorry for offending anyone but... I cant do it. I refuse to live my life trying to make everyone happy. If I can make a few smile from my nonsense than I feel validated. If nobody laughs... then I just might apologize. Until then Im just going to have to continue to be myself!! 

Reminds me of one of my managers

For Some Reson this reminds me of my Boss!! LOL Yall Know who Im talking about if you work with me

Happy Birthday to me!!

So today is My Birthday and to be honest I am feeling nice already. Been drinking Rum, Vodka, Grapefruit, Cranberry and OJ, smoking the best Kush and relaxing. I had a great Show earlier and Truth be told... I couldnt ask for anything sweeter. I have some of the best fans, friends and family!! 

So I do have alot of big plans for the future! I have decided to venture into comedy so Stay tuned!! I will be posting exclusive video content here for all of my true fans!!